sherlocklexa:

trencher-at-221b:

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

John Green everybody

thank you, john. Just…thank you, for being yourself

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

ok let me try again 

what

that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

…

um

dang i thought i was getting somewhere

yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE

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nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

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gnomebooty:

he just travels around on his beach ball makin people happy

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ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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great-est-mistake:

perfection

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vixen7:

weaponizedwit:

I have been waiting for this gif set all my life.

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