Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.
John Green everybody
thank you, john. Just…thank you, for being yourself
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one